Warning Hubbers
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Attention:
HubPages is highly addictive.
Do not use in the shower.
Do not use while driving.
May contain nuts.
May irritate eyes.
Misuse may cause injury or death.
What is HubPages?
HubPages is a social, information network. Members have the ability to read and write Hubs on a variety of topics including:
- Arts and Design
- Autos
- Books, Literature, and Writing
- Business and Employment
- Education and Science
- Entertainment and Media
- Family and Parenting
- Fashion and Beauty
- Food and Cooking
- Games, Toys, and Hobbies
- Gender and Relationships
- Health
- Holidays and Celebrations
- Home
- HubPages Tutorials and Community
- Personal Finance
- Pets and Animals
- Politics and Social Issues
- Religion and Philosophy
- Sports and Recreation
- Technology
- Travel and Places
A HubPages member, aka Hubber, can potentially earn money writing Hubs through the Affiliate program. Each Hubber is given a HubScore ranging from 0-100. This score varies and is based on a variety of factors including quality and popularity of Hubs, and participation in the HubPages community.
HubPages is an amazing website allowing you to connect with people from around the world. It is a great source of information. Read, write, make friends, and potentially earn money. HubPages also hosts challenges in which you can earn money and recognition.
If this sounds appealing and you are interested in signing up just follow this link:
Are you a HubPages addict?
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HubPages is highly addictive.
There is so much to do here on HubPages. You can find the answers to any of your questions; and if you can't you just ask the question yourself and get answers. Read Hubs from contributors from around the world and see how things are viewed and done in different countries. HubPages is so rewarding that you can expect to become addicted. Signs and symptoms to look out for include:
- Checking HubPages multiple times a day
- Frequently asking Questions, posting to Forums, reading Hubs and writing Comments
- Logging into HubPages just to check your HubScore
- Browsing HubPages from your smart phone while lying in bed before going to sleep
- Telling everyone you know about HubPages
- Making frequent references to something you read on HubPages
Do not use in the shower.
Accessing HubPages requires a web connection. The use of either a laptop or smart phone in the shower is not recommended and can be hazardous to your health and may result in permanent damage to your electronic device.
Do not use while driving.
Refrain from browsing HubPages while driving. This can result in a serious accident injuring yourself and/or others. If an officer observes you accessing HubPages while driving you will be pulled over and ticketed. The expression "But I wasn't texting while driving, I was browsing HubPages" does not work.
May contain nuts.
Hubbers write about many topics; nuts included. You may find Hubs about types of nuts, recipes for nuts, risks and benefits of nuts, personal experiences with nuts, how to grow nuts etc... So beware, this product may contain nuts.
May irritate eyes.
Staring at your phone or computer screen for hours on end, while feeding your HubPages addiction, may result in eye irritation.
Misuse may cause injury or death.
There are many ways that the misuse of HubPages can result in injury or death. As previously mentioned, use in the shower or while driving can be potentially fatal. HubPages addicts often stay up for hours on end browsing the site. Sleep is important and necessary to maintain one's health. Use HubPages responsibly and get adequate sleep. You may think it is a good idea to browse HubPages while cooking or boiling water. This is not recommended because the information found on HubPages tends to be so interesting that you may lose track of time and burn your house down.
Proceed With Caution
I hope you enjoy HubPages as much as I do. Personalize HubPages by joining the topics that appeal to you and follow Hubbers that write about things that interests you. And most importantly, write about what you know and love. This will attract followers that are like-minded. Have fun and be safe.
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Very cute...:)
Ha! Great way to talk about this community many of us have come to love! I am diffinately very active (well as active as my full time job allows). I check my profile first thing in the morning! Any cures for this addiction?
This was great! I am still laughing because of the humor and truth combined in this Hub! Voted up and SHARING!
JSMatthew~
Ha ha ha, very funny. Actually, when you said it may contain nuts, I thought you were referring to a few of us hubbers!! lol
Thanks for SHARING, up and funny,
I had the same impression Brett! I know I can be considered a NUT myself!
I'm still chuckling. Maybe someone ought to start a club, oh wait we have one - hubpages (smile).
I too am still chuckling. My daughter warned me when I started hubbing it would be addicting and it is.
Voted up and funny.. Very true stuff I can relate to the addictive part!!
Highly amusing hub, which made me laugh. I am suffering from all of the signs and symptons of Hubpages addiction. I've been on here every day in the past year of joining, except for one week on holiday last August. Great hub. Voted up - funny/interesting.
Lol. This is really funny. I enjoyed the hub. But I love this sentence the most. Quoted: The expression "But I wasn't texting while driving, I was browsing HubPages" does not work.
Good job! Layed out well, leading the mind on paths of for and by nuts being the most prominent, to me, anyway. I find empty cashew cans on my desk with no memory of eating 2 pounds of nuts while reading. I miss the photos on most hubs that are not photo hubs, being drawn into the writing deep enough to miss life for a whole day at times, very good content here that is a helper to getting lost. Throw me a rope!
thanx, 50
This was great! I have often found myself having to check "one last time" before sleep and ended up staying up a couple of hours reading great hubs or hub hopping myself to sleep. This is against my very belief that phones don't belong in bed...yet I find myself sneaking mine often. :) I find that we have a lot of great writers, which definitely make it easy to spend hours reading and commenting. Thank you for sharing this humorous account of the Hubpages community!
Hilarious. I have to admit to being addicted myself.
This is a funny hub.
Hello.. my name is Tammy and I am an addict. This is such a cute, entertaining, and true hub. You are off to a great start on Hub Pages!
My name is molometer and I am a hubberholic!
A fun Hub. And how true!
Very funny but true! I am glad I read this hub. Thanks for posting it. Voted up!
A warning that came a few weeks too late for me. Good hub voted up
Hi, I am back to let you know that each week, I write a hub that showcases my favorite hubs I have read during the week. Sorry I forgot to tell you that you were on last week's list. (Feb 26) Congratulations!


























kayyluh Level 3 Commenter 3 months ago
Very interesting and funny hub :) I really enjoyed it thank you for sharing this! I voted up and interesting